q. Hello there! a. hey i guess q. What's your name? a. um... Yip... q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. eight. momma won't let me stay up late q. What do you want to do with your life? a. learn electric guitar q. Do you have any secrets? a. mayybe... but I'll never tell q. Milk or Cereal first? a. CEREAL q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. glueing everything on momma's bed q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. when I glued everything to momma's bed q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. Pip, Spip, Mip q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. escape hehehehhheehheheh q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. eat it q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. a toy lightsaber q. What's your sense of humor like? a. better than your dad q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. make everyone trust you then frame the and get them in jail then rule q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. orange ladybugs. idk why q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. how should I know? I'm a kid! q. What haunts your nightmares? a. orange ladybugs... q. Cats or dogs? a. cats, duh q. Favorite insult to use? a. Ur as ugly as a toad q. Croissants or bagels? a. cwossa q. Favorite weapon? a. toy lightsaber q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. world domination q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. king and tyrant q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. they wouldn't bc I would never be in jail ofc q. Do you have any bad habits? a. no ofc not I'm AWESOME **it's boasting** q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. a no one q. Do you have any nicknames? a. no q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. lol q. How do you want to die? a. I dont q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. neutral good q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. depends q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. rule them q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. MACARONI AND CHEESE NOODLES THAT HURT!! q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. yes duh q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. FIGHT q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. pig latin q. Favorite number? a. 13 q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. yes bc no one knows if I can keep a secret or not. thats why they never tell me q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. HI how's your day going? q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. John wick q. Favorite aesthetic? a. punk rock q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. doll core
q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. UR MUM q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. infinite skelly key q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. DESTROYER q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. go to the zoo ;) q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. make the kids personal slaves and make a throne of all the chairs q. What made you answer these questions? a. boredom q. What does your dream house look like? a. ? q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. DRAGONS q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. ripped jeans!! q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. idk but imma HAWT cat q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. eleven-teen q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. yes q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. jasper q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. listening to music q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. noooo.. q. Biggest regret? a. gluing everything to momma's bed q. What's your favorite color combination? a. red and black q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. soft pretzels q. Favorite music genre? a. punk? q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. cutesy q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. music/momma q. What is your greatest achievement? a. nothing... YET q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. nothing bc im AMAZING q. Least favorite color combo? a. pink and purple q. How many murders have you committed? a. let's see... q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. yes q. Pies or cakes? a. cookies q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. swaltee q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. nuh q. Do you kick babies a. yuhhhh....? q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. ok idc
