Notice: The first line in this project sounds vaguely inappropriate but watch the full thing and you'll see it's appropriate. Requested by @paper_panda15. Spoiler: Also just to be clear the one guy's first line was "I have no ball." singular. Nothing is inappropriate here.
Credit to a YouTuber whose username I can't say, it's a romanticized Japanese surname but I assume immature people would mass report anyway but his alternate account's name is HigaTV.