q. Hello there! a. Sup q. What's your name? a. Diamond q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. 3 am? ( I think) q. What do you want to do with your life? a. Be a dog. q. Do you have any secrets? a. FaR tOo MaNy q. Milk or Cereal first? a. Cereal for sure q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. Once I forgot the name of my best friend by pure accident q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. On a scale of 1-10 I'd go for 6.or 5. muhaha q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. My sparrow's called Doodle q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. *summon lawyer* q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. Chew on it. They look a lot like sticks. q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. A fried apple q. What's your sense of humor like? a. dark? q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. Give everyone treats? q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. Talking to people I'm not familiar with including my own family members TvT q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. Learn to speak cat. That counts as an assignment, right? q. What haunts your nightmares? a. No treats. horrifying. q. Cats or dogs? a. DOGS ALL THE WAY q. Favorite insult to use? a. 'Sheet of paper' q. Croissants or bagels? a. c r o i s s a n t s q. Favorite weapon? a. Puppy eyes q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. 'treat' or 'dog' or 'Diamond' q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. A good dog q. Do you have any bad habits? a. maybe :)) q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. failure to de world q. Do you have any nicknames? a. I'm occasionally called 'Gem' q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. I have a sparrow or I always have a scrunchie depending on season q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. Decline. Decline. Decline. Or put the phone in the bin and set it on fire. q. How do you want to unalive ? a. Oh haha I'd say old age thank you q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. Hopefully good q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. maybe in between q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. what are aliens?? q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. 'Ow.' q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. i guess not q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. Fight >:D q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. I'm currently learning French! q. Favorite number? a. 4 q. Are you good at secret keeping? a. YUSS q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. if i eat a butterfly q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. I like the sound of 'Lightning Wolf' q. Favorite aesthetic? a. what's an aesthetic q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. what's an aesthetic?? q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. wha? q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. INVISIBILITY ARMOR q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. fish q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. playing with tame tigers in Thailand *coughs* q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. PlAy MuSiCaL ChAiRs q. What made you answer these questions? a. I was bored. I ate all the treats. q. What does your dream house look like? a. Kennel. with a treat shop! q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. Centaurs! q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. I wear clothes only round rainy time or winter. so either a scarf or raincoat. q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. 1. Sparrow. q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. sorry what- q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. Sure. It'll take a while to write it down here though q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. Aquamarine q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. Reading. yes dogs can read too q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. sure
q. Biggest regret? a. Oh there are a lot of those. Gimme a few years to think about it q. What's your favorite color combination? a. Blue and green. Like the Earth. orrrrrr gold and purple. they give Halloween vibes. q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. Treats. chicken preferably q. Favorite music genre? a. POP q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. When I lose something. like an inkless pen. can't stop worrying about it for hours even though its not even useful- q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. My friends. I learnt how to be a good dog. q. What is your greatest achievement? a. that's tough. Maybe when I scored 36/40 in that WOof exam q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. Nooooo I'm good I'll keep myself like this thanks q. Least favorite color combo? a. purple and green- bleh q. How many murders have you committed? a. 0! I'M INNOCENT! although i admit i do think about it q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. occasionally q. Pies or cakes? a. CAKES! q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. s w e e t or savory works too q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. I liek grammier & de sppeling but i coulds talk wifout eet q. Do you kick babies a. please give me a good reason as to why i would kick a tiny human. i shall not obtain any pleasure when they start crying. q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. cya *Poofs*
