q. Hello there! a. Salut. q. What's your name? a. Lumii..? q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. ...Dont worry about it. q. What do you want to do with your life? a. Rot. q. Do you have any secrets? a. Possibly. No one needs to know. q. Milk or Cereal first? a. Cereal, you imbeciles. q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. ... q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. Depends. q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. Lucian. I dont think I'd ever have a kid. q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. Been there, done that. Take the sentence. q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. Stab myself. q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. ...fl- cotton candy. q. What's your sense of humor like? a. Pff. I don't have much of one. q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. Manipulation and gaslighting. q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. I'll do it again. He'll die. Again. And again. And again... q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. To clean up a bloody mess. q. What haunts your nightmares? a. ...haha. q. Cats or dogs? a. Cats. I own one. q. Favorite insult to use? a. poisson stupide. q. Croissants or bagels? a. Im french. Croissants of course. q. Favorite weapon? a. Must i choose? q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. Charlie. q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. 'That one cafe employee.' q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. Blood stains. q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Too many. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. 'Deciving, lying, b***ard.' q. Do you have any nicknames? a. Lulu, lumii, luxxi, mii, coffee. q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. Answer it, and threaten them. q. How do you want to die? a. Death row. q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. Horrible. q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. Depends on who(m) others is. q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. Kill them. Cook them for stew. q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. '..mn..that felt good.' q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. Absolutely. Even if I hadnt found it funny. q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. Fight..or freeze. q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. Italian. q. Favorite number? a. 17. q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. ..somewhat. q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. 'Haha, you look quite..divine. i could just- bite you.' q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. Butcher. q. Favorite aesthetic? a. Uh.. scenecore. q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. Dreamcore. It makes me uncomfortable. q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. ..im sorry, you just expect me to- 29 mph. q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. Night vision. Hehe. q. Biggest regret? a. Unimportant. q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. Getting butterfree plushies. q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. Kill the kids. q. What made you answer these questions? a. I was forced by Lách. He said it would be fun. q. What does your dream house look like? a. A jail cell. q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. Dragons. q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. I don't know, you tell me. q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. One. q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. I don't care enough to know this. q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. Shut up. (Yeah.) q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. Bloodstone. Just kidding. I enjoy amethyst and tigers eye. q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. Playing piano.
q. Have you enjoyed this so far? A. No. q. What's your favorite color combination? a. Pink and yellow, and navy and maroon. q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. ..sugar. Cotton. Candy. q. Favorite music genre? a. Rock, and Scene.. q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. Who says that..? When people make eating awkward. All you hear is the chewing.. the..- q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. Me. q. What is your greatest achievement? a. I dont *have* achievements. My life sucks. q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. getting rid of this GODDAMN DISORDER. q. Least favorite color combo? a. red on red. Doesnt suit you. You look better in my be- (lumii rizz) q. How many murders have you committed? a. ...uhm. haha- 7. q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. Yeah. q. Pies or cakes? a. Cake. q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. Sweet. q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. I have a boyfriend who cant type for ***t so it doesnt bother me. q. Do you kick babies a. Yeah(he does not.) q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. Wh- Au revoir? *walks away*
