q. Hello there! a. WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID I GET HERE?!?!?! q. What's your name? a. Alana. It means d3v1l. So GO AWAY!! q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. 5 months q. What do you want to do with your life? a. Ars0n q. Do you have any secrets? a. If I say no then you won't believe me, but if I say yes then you'll pry. q. Milk or Cereal first? a. ...I don't eat human food. q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. ...yeah... q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. Well I was about to claw Draco's ear when you zapped me here, does that count? q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. Um... Winter, Autumn, Summer... and June. q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. ...Not falsely, and I would fly away? Hope that it is a full moon so I can transform? q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. TOYS??? What, do they think I'm a pup? q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. Some dude's foot. It tasted kinda good... q. What's your sense of humor like? a. I don't know, ask someone else q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. ...Is this why you zapped me here? To hear my plotting that's been going on since I was 3? q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. ...k1ll1ng one of the few people I love... q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. Let. Someone. I. H8. LIVE! q. What haunts your nightmares? a. I am the nightmare q. Cats or dogs? a. Both! I'm a Snow leopard x Wolf, so I'm related to both cats and dogs. q. Favorite insult to use? a. Fox-breath q. Croissants or bagels? a. Croissants q. Favorite weapon? a. Oh, how do choose? q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. Bl00d moon, or Full moon q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. The @rs0n1st q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. My earrings, wings, the fact that I turn into a demon... q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Mercy? I only did that, like, twice though. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. The sweet wittle baby q. Do you have any nicknames? a. Nope. q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. I don't have a phone-thingy q. How do you want to die? a. War q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. Bad q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. Bad q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. Does this count? Are you an alien? GET THAT SACK AWAY FROM ME I WILL NOT BE BLIND TO YOUR TRUE FORM q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. How would they stab me? I'm too fast q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. Yes. They can think I'm weird, I don't care. It'll give them some distance to run when I transform if they aren't hanging around me. q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. Fight. Fight. And Fight. q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. Squirrel. I want to hear what they scream at me... q. Favorite number? a. 1293845934023456 q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. Yes. STOP PRYING q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. "Hewo sweetie UwU"
q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. D3v1l q. Favorite aesthetic? a. ...What's that? q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. ...Still don't know what an 'aesthetic' is... q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. 20.1 miles per hour OR 9 meters per second *smirks* q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. Key! It would make my job /SO/ much easier! q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. light q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. K1|| the kid by the fur salon without getting paid for it q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. ...k1|| one, duh q. What made you answer these questions? a. Well, you kidnapped me, so q. What does your dream house look like? a. I live in no one place q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. Dragons, definitely! What's a unicorn? Some kind of burger? q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. um... Earrings? q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. I don't have any q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. k1||led family... I guess Draco and Maple for friends? q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. b|00dst0ne q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. @rs0n, k1||1ing, etc q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a: Nope. q. Biggest regret? a. Getting kidnapped by you q. What's your favorite color combination? a. Red and silver q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. Meat q. Favorite music genre? a. I don't listen to music... q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. Untrimmed fur q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. My old cave catching on fire... *joyful sigh* q. What is your greatest achievement? a. Setting the old cave on fire... *another joyful sigh* q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. Nope q. Least favorite color combo? a. Yellow and green q. How many murders have you committed? a. Oh, so many... q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. Not really q. Pies or cakes? a. No q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. Salty and sour q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. i dnt no do u q. Do you kick babies a. ...maybe... q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. Okay, where's the safe?
