The Crayon Song, but Linked Universe WIP

Instructions

I was reminded that this particular song existed and this happened. I kind of want to do more, but I also don't. So here. Press space to swap between the different boys Just to be clear: Red: Sky Orange: Time Yellow: Four Green: Hyrule (it makes sense if he's being a gremlin) Blue: Twilight Purple: Warriors Brown: Wild White: Wind (he wanted blue, but didn't get it, so he joined Legend) Black: Legend Lyrics: [Red] Hello kids, I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach you about them They're the colors of all the things you see and red is me, the color of awesome things like hearts, and roses, and Mars, but most importantly, love love love love love [Black (at the same time)] Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood [Everyone] HOORAY! [Orange] Hi, I'm orange like mac and cheese. Let's name other orange things now if you please. You got pumpkins and tigers, and the desert sand [Black] Prescription bottles [Orange] Monarch butterflies are your orange friends. La la la la la la, cheese! [Black (at the same time)] PILLS! [Orange] What are you doing? [Black] What I was born to do [Yellow] As you can probably guess [Black (at the same time)] JAUNDICE! [Yellow] Yellow's pretty fun. You can find it on a bus or the rays from the sun. If you ask me [Black (at the same time)] JAUNDICE! [Yellow] Yellow's number one [Black (at the same time)] Liver failure [Yellow] If you like yellow and sour [Black (at the same time)] JAUNDICE [Yellow] Then try a lemon [Everyone] JAUNDICE! [Yellow] JAUNDICE! DANG IT! [Green] I once ate a bug that was the color green but the ER said it was a poisonous thing so that explains why I threw up green and inside that green there were chunks of green. I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green [Everyone] HOORAY! [Blue] Why didn't you change that one? [Black] I like that verse [Blue] The ocean is a place where many creatures live [Black (at the same time)] Nightmares [Blue] It's the deep blue sea [Black (at the same time)] And it'll kill you to death [Blue] And it's mysterious... [Black (at the same time)] Especially if you are on Titanic, so let that sink in. Pun intended [Everyone] HOORAY! [Purple] Don't blow this for us, man! Come on! Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac- (Black tases Purple) [Blue] *Screams* DUDE! [Green] *Screams* HOORAY! [Brown] I guess it's my turn. There are brown things like dirt. I, uh... can't remember the words. Please don't hurt... me (Black tases Brown) *Screams* [Everybody] HOORAY [White] White things include- [Black] All broken bones [White] AND DOVES AND PAPER AND- [Black (at the same time)] And rabies' foam [White] THERE'S IVORY- [Black (at the same time)] Worth a lot of money. If you wanna buy some then email me [Green] HOORAY! HOORAY! [Black] Black is the color of emptiness. I feel it in my soul cause I'm an emotional mess [Purple] AHHH! AHH! *jumps on Black*