(author's note: Obsi you get kidnapped a lot.) Obsidian was peacefully resting in his bed by himself becuase Cornelius was drunk driving (he's fine tho, don't worry). But then Obsidian woke up suddenly when he heard someone laugh manically from outside his window. He screamed like a girl and then jumped off the bed to get his phone but Bubble Gum was too fast for him and then grabbed his phone before he could call 911. Obsidian screamed like a girl again. "AAAAAMMPH!!!!!!!" But then Bubble Gum covered Obsidian's mouth and put a bag over his head and then dragged him out the window. Bubble Gum put him inside an Abandoned Costco Warehouse truck and then tied him up and taped his mouth and then drove to the Abandoned Costco Warehouse. Obsidian woke up like seven hours later tied up in a big dog cage. He tried to scream but couldn't because his mouth was taped. He started to get scared as usual and began to hyperventilate and cry because he is a scardey cat. Bubble Gum swam in the air to his cage and laughed manically. "MWAHAHAHAAHAHAVHAAHAHA!!!! I GOT YOU NOW!!!!!!" Obsidian could only say "Mmmm". Then suddenly Bob the Giant Squid barged in through the roof. "HOW DARE YOU!!!! OBSI IS MINE!!!!!!!" "NO! THAT'S MY LINE!!!!" Bubble Gum shouted. "NO!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!" "Well, we can't both have him, SOOOO..." At the same time, Bob and Bubble Gum shouted, "DANCE BATTLE!" And so it began. The great war between beluga and giant squid, the war that raged on for 1 hour, the war where no side would back down, and would instead inflict their best moves against the other. To put it in simpler words, they did fortnite moves. Obsidian stared at them in disbelief. He got PTSD flashbacks to fourth grade where everyone did fortnite dances everywhere, even Cornelius. Long story short Bubble Gum won because Bob fell on his face. And probably accidentally whacked Obsidian multiple times with his giant tentacles while doing the floss which got him disqualified for some reason. The end. HAHA SIKE After Bubble Gum finished dragging Bob's body to the trash can, she dusted off her flippers and swam magically through the air back to Obsidian's cage where Obsidian was shaking in shock and PTSD. "Why does this keep happening to me," Obsidian thought. Then suddenly Cornelius barged in through the roof because there was no door for some reason. "WHERE IS OBSI???? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM????" "I gave him PTSD," Bubble Gum said briefly. "But that doesn't matter because now I have both of you MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" "No you don't-" But Cornelius couldn't finish his sentence because he got ambushed by the rest of Bubble Gum's pod dressed in giant banana costumes. Even though Cornelius is very strong and buff, he is only 5 foot 10 and belugas are 11 to 15 feet long so he got beat up easily. Plus he was outnumbered and did not have a broomstick on hand (aka his best weapon). After Cornelius was knocked out, he was tied up and gagged like Obsi and put in the same cage. To be continued... Credits: Story by: Cornelius and Obsidian: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
