Sit. Relax. Listen to the wisdom of Thespius the Great. Keep your volume up for the game section. Headphones are strongly recommended. (Hint: Hold C until the alert disappears to guarantee the end of his choking episode.)
This is similar to Champ's Video Game. Don't take it too seriously. Enjoy! Some very minor story ideas from Popcornfish91. The vast majority of the code, story, and concept is mine.
