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Lyrics: Most kids walked through life But I sang and danced I believed I was Tarzan I never wore pants. Excuse me? ...Nothing. Everyone around me could see That Disney meant everything. And as I grew up, Disney did too They bought every franchise from here to (?) Look at their assets you’ll see. Damn, They bought everything. They’ve got bachelors and quiz shows aplenty. I’m a confirmed bachelor. They’ve got Groot and Black Panther and Thor. And Captain America. And Captain America’s [Censored] Mmm~ You want a new Star Wars movie? How about twenty. And several TV shows, And a theme park- Okay! Yeah. Enough. But who cares? No big deal. I want more~ I want a gay Disney prince. With footwork so thrilling. I slay without killing. A rich boy- Who still loves to work. A man who spills tea. Not the blood of enemies. Disney don’t shoot so straight You’re in a musical scene Time to toss out the princess And bring in a queen. Today is the day to say “Hey” To a gay Disney prince~ Every prince in the past Just straight vanilla. Let’s add rainbow sprinkles. And a shot of Tequila. A gay guy whose gaze would fit clean On a three dollar bill. A prince who will put every woman at ease. ‘Cause I won’t try to kiss them while they are asleep. A guy who likes guys Who is still humanized in his film!~ YAAAAASSSS!!! I want a gay- You want a gay- Disney prince. Disney get some bad [Censored]s. Try the gay stuff it’s delicious. Please give us more than this bullsh- Yeah, that’s a bit screwy. Makes me say LeFou-y. Put me in a film. Gee, that would be swell. I’m Peter Pan-sexual. No, you’re Twinker Bell. It’s just breeders in theaters, I can’t help but belt. Who is that prince I see? Very straight, unlike me. A whole new world A bedazzling place you yearn to view. I’d be so gay up here. It’s crystal-queer. Bless my hole, [Censored] on a pole. Okay, okay, I’m sorry I got carried away That’s on me. If only I’d had you in my early years I might have seemed less weird To my non-queer peers. Put mature into parents Understanding and warm Knowing hetero ever after Doesn’t have to be the norm. If they’d have seen Someone like me A gay Disney prince~
