Story 13: Marty the Karate Moose Once upon a tree , there was a moose. The moose was fishing alone, when a missile came flying towards him, knocking him down. The missile was shot from a rocket that was shot from a rocket made by a karate team. The moose got up, his head was bleeding. He took off his sword, hit the rocket with his sword, and the rocket flew out of the way of the moose, who proceeded to kick the other rocket that had knocked him down with a karate kick. It was summer, and the moose was fishing alone in the pond of the animal kingdom. The sun was shining bright in the sky. The sky turned red in the sky, and it was raining. A thunder bird was coming towards the pond. The moose got up, and fired his sword, hitting the thunder bird in the neck, killing it. After the moose had killed the bird, the bird rose up again, but this time, it was a rocket ship that had come flying from the sky. The rocket was so hot, the moose's fish went back into the water, and the rocket went down into the ground. The moose was able to jump on the rocket, and just before it exploded in the sky, he took a golf club out of his karate bag and smashed the rocket's wings. The rocket was to fly off, but the moose was able to hit it with a golf ball and broke the rocket's wings. It was snowing outside. The meteorites that the thunder bird had shot were falling from the sky. The sky turned red and thunder was thundering in the sky. The moose was fishing alone in the woods. The moose was able to punch the bird in the head and the bird flew off. The moose began to carry out the fish that the bird was going to eat. It was a green snake. The snake bit the moose's leg. The moose was able to jump up, and the snake took out a sword from his belt. The snake was so strong, the moose was unable to fight back. The snake began to swing his sword, and the moose fell back onto the ground, trying to defend himself. The snake was able to get through the moose's defense, and he began to laugh. The snake threw his sword, which hit the moose 's sword, knocking it out of the moose's hands. The snake was able to get the sword, and cut the moose's neck. The moose was getting tired. He was barely breathing. He began to get tired, so he decided to leave, and went back to his karate club to continue practicing karate. After he was done practicing, the club began to play a karate game. It was a one-on-one tournament. The moose was very worried, and he started to pray. He prayed for strength, and he kicked the ball as hard as he could. He kicked the ball so hard, it broke the seal on the karate cup and broke the cup. The cup was so full of water, that the moose's face got wet. The cup was so filled with water that the moose couldn't breathe. He took out a piece of fish, which was the same as the previous fish that he had shot. He ripped the fish in half, and shot the pieces towards the karate balls. The balls exploded, and the water in the cup rose up. He was able to breathe after the fish exploded. The moose was able to make it. ============================================== Story 14: Owl’s Corner Once upon a tree-lined suburb was a small, secluded hollow, called Owl’s Corner. In that hollow, lived a family of monkeys, a father, his wife, and two children. The father was the leader of the monkeys, and in his quest for knowledge, had learned the language of humans. One day, when he was drinking a cup of coffee, an owl landed on the trunk of Owl’s Corner, and sat quietly, occasionally calling out in his owl-voice: “I think it would be a good thing if humans stayed out of our way, and stopped poisoning the trees with their poison apple cider!” “Yes, I understand,” said Owl, smiling his owl-nose at the monkey, “The trees don’t mind it, but they’re beginning to show signs of wear and tear!” “Yes, yes,” said the monkey, “I know. I understand that it would be for the best if we all stayed in our trees and left the humans to their cups of coffee!”
