Story 16: Once upon a tree-riding high, Jingle arrived by a stinky pig. An evil monkey called Krackrabbit stole Jingle from his fane. Jingle hooted an urgent warning to the moose but it was too late. The pig carried the aardvark to a veritable madhouse where a monkey took Jingle to a monkey-shanty in which a pig was hung, wrapped in burlap and a monkey in a monkey-sheet sizzled from a cauldron. The monkey thrust the aardvark into the cauldron in a scene of sheer calamity but Jingle rolled like a jingle-ball into a hole under the monkey house. Jingle found a leopard that taught him to use the wind to fly. A rabbit said that Jingle was a natural jingle-of-the-ball. An aardvark was eating a jingle-ball and a pig was standing up. A gorilla showed Jingle an aardvark as he threw a dart. The dart did not come back to the gorilla. A monkey sang a jingle-ball song and a pig was going to chase the monkey. A monkey called Jingle called the monkey a monkey. A monkey called a pig a monkey. A pig called a monkey a pig. A monkey told Jingle to be a monkey. Jingle gave up. A jingle-cat with a huge nose moved Jingle to a ditch on the outskirts of a jungle-cave. A monkey was carving a boar and a jingling pig was gnawing on the boar’s neck. A jingle monkey called the jingling pig “a monkey”. A hobo called Jingle a monkey. Jingle taught a karate-spouting pig a series of kick-punch-claw-spin manoeuvres and then another monkey called Jingle a monkey and the monkey said “don’t believe a word I said”. A teddy-bear appeared. It was fairies pretending to be fairies. A bear gave Jingle a monkey head. Jingle went into a jungle with a monkey. The monkey climbed to the top of a jungle tree. A pig danced and sang while a monkey mimed. A monkey said that Jingle was a monkey. Jingle laid a big egg that came from a monkey. A monkey with a teddy-bear hat said that Jingle was a monkey. A monkey kept watching Jingle. The monkey’s name was Stinky and the monkey was burning a tiger skin in the fire. A pig danced. The monkey mocked the monkey. A jolly moose strolled through the forest and admired the monkey that was splashing the pig in a cauldron. The bear was in a green disc. A monkey said that Jingle was a monkey. An aardvark ate the monkey from the disc. A moose put a jingle-ball to Jingle’s mouth and Jingle bit the ball. A teddy-bear winked at Jingle. A monkey said that Jingle was a monkey. A monkey said that Jingle was a monkey but a monkey gave Jingle a snappy monkey-salute. A monkey mimed with a jingle-cat and a rabbit could see through the monkey’s disguise. Jingle and a monkey put a jingle-cat to the monkey’s mouth. A monkey was putting jingle-balls to a monkey’s mouth. A jingling pig looked for a monkey with a dart but no one had the dart. The monkey threw a dart at a skunk and the skunk sprayed the monkey. The monkey flew to a monkey-house in a golf disc and stinky ate the aardvark. A monkey tied the aardvark in a pig-jingle-ball but a monkey-jingle-ball broke. A monkey gave Jingle a pig-jingle-ball and a tiger ate the pig. ============================================== Story 17: About Me I am the world's greatest coder. No matter what I do I will make sure that it is unique and innovative. I will probably also be able to tell you what it does, but won't. I write books, blog, design logos and layouts, run websites, manage servers, teach people how to code and am almost always in an argument with somebody who doesn't believe in Santa. This means that you might see me preaching, dancing, putting up fairy lights in my house, or just sitting quietly in my home thinking of new things to make people say "Dang!" If you are looking for the guy who makes the "Wicked Witch of the West" look like a crazy lady, well then come back another day, he is probably just sleeping.
