Story 18: The Tiger Story The tiger ate the pig. The tiger threw the pig in the pool and gave chase to the monkey. The monkey ate the dragon. The monkey grabbed the pig, ate it, and gave chase to the karate kid. The karate kid ate the aardvark and chased the monkey and tiger to the dragon. The dragon ate the monkey. This is a fictional story. There were no monkey fights or pig fights, not even any pig fights in this story. This was a completely fictional story based on the tiger wanting to get the disc golf disc out of the karate kid's club bag that he was using to do his karate kicks around the course. Most of the dragon threw up the pig in the pool and threw the tiger and pig in after them. The dragon got his head stuck in the monkey's mouth and the monkey got the pig. The monkey then jumped off the top of the dragon's head and grabbed the disc. The tiger got the disc when the monkey turned around and threw it on the monkey's karate back. The tiger ate the monkey. The tiger threw the pig into the pool and chased the monkey. Once the aardvark smelled the tiger coming, he flew down to the pool and jumped in, right in front of the tiger. The tiger, being the karate kid's karate instructor, stopped and stared at the aardvark as he stood in the water next to the tiger. The tiger held the aardvark, which was into the dragon's mouth and ran after the monkey. ============================================== Story 19: Legend of Ooh-Bah Once upon a tree-lined time, there lived a little boy named Bobby. Bobby lived on the island of Ooh-Bah in the garden of fairy tales, the reclusive wood of many dragons, the gingerbread of dreams. This beloved kingdom stood high upon the mighty shores of the kingdom of Mirabella. For many years, Bobby roamed freely, lost in his happiness of play, until one night when Bobby was searching for some sweets to share with his brother, Pablo. It was then that he encountered a dragon. One that couldn't be burned with his little coal-lit torch. To frighten him, Pablo tossed one of the few remaining hens, and the dragon was horrified to see a large pig of a pig chasing the disc. It dropped his candy bag, and began to chase the pig, and all of his balls disappeared into the stomach of the dragon. Pablo threw more balls and the dragon threw more balls, and the tiger, chasing the dragon, lit the beast on fire with his lighter and blew him up like the last candle in a coffin. Pablo ran away and hid the pig to keep it from the beast. However, the tiger, knowing that the monster would have to eat it for it to be strong enough to return to the forest, stole it from the dragon's burnt and bloody body. Pablo raced to the garden of a famous karate master, seeking instruction, where he offered his basket to the tiger. The tiger jumped on it and the karate master, amazed to see the tiger's fancy, waved his hand to get it to fly with the little boy. To the delight of the tiger, the basket flew away with Pablo, leaving the tiger with no place to hide. The karate master kept the tiger in his karate studio, where he trained him in the martial arts of a variety of animals. The tiger and Pablo began to practise karate together, and to great success. When Pablo grew up, he became a tiger-pin wrestler. The tiger got good at the rough and tumble fights, and the young tiger learned some nice things about a proper karate game of animal tag. At some point, Pablo asked the tiger to be his partner in a series of tournaments. He gave him a bunch of fancy golf discs, and the tiger came to a sudden end.
