You, Parker Anderson, are a college student in need of some easy cash. With nowhere else to turn to, you look in the daily paper and spot a rather... peculiar offering. The "TubbyLand Activity Center", a previously closed down entertainment venue preparing to reopen is looking for a night security guard from the hours of 12 - 6 AM. Monitor cameras, and ensure the safety of property and equipment for $240 a week with quick advancements. What's the worst that could happen?