CINDERELLA SNAPPED LYRICS Once upon a time there was a princess Waiting for a boy to give back her shoe Suck it in, suck it in, be a wife in a blue dress The prettiest piece of property the land ever knew She waited and she waited for the guy to show But she didn't know that after midnight He was busy in her stepsister's bed So Cinderelly said, "Plot twist" I don't need no prince to save me I'm a godamn CEO Don't call me "Baby", equal pay me Snow White said you tried to kiss her So I'll just buy a new glass slipper and Burn your castle down And kids, that's how Cinderella snapped When the smoke cleared, every girl in the whole land Woke the fuch up and started making demands Rapunzel shaved their head so there was nothin' to climb on Jasmine made out with Mulan Sleeping Beauty sued the dude who kissed her while she was asleep And Ariel was confident without any feet Tiana went and got a biomedical degree And Beauty realized that she was the Beast I don't need no prince to save me I'm a godamn CEO Don't call me "Baby", equal pay me Snow White said you tried to kiss her So I'll just buy a new glass slipper and Burn your castle down And kids, that's how Cinderella snapped He said, "Cindy, sweetie, don't be so emotional You're always so emotional It's fine to be controllable" If I'm emotional, that'd be the reason for you to address me While you're on your knees in the scary event That I get too emotional during your trial So watch how you're speaking 'Cause while you were sleeping around every weekend And using your power to pray on the weakest I studied your own legislation all season And last I checked, cheating is treason I! don't! need! no! prince to save me! I'm a goddamn CEO Don't call me "Baby", equal pay me Snow White said you tried to kiss her So I'll just buy a new glass slipper and Burn your castle down And kids, that's how Cinderella snapped HELLO YOUNG GREMLINS
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