all right buckle up kiddos !! i am going to talk about how much i love this patriotic IDIOT of a man simply because i need an outlet for these feels okay anywasy let's begin soldier is the most stupid man alive and i love him??? okay like i love the beep boop i love the one one one one i love thestruggling to count to three and the BUCKET oh my pyros i love the FREAKING BUCKET the man is so pure for a murderer !! i love how america he is hes so funny ahhhghadfhkh i love him okay i just do !! he's adorable and so STUPID and funny and like meet the soldier is just ppfffttt "two of every animal on board and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM" thats so on brand, hes so dumb funny. and like the amount of times ive referenced the bucket and also the "IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THEN WE MUST FIGHT" like dang if i dont say that all the time akdfghgak i love this man. also SRCEAMINF the bread THE BREAD its so funny AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ZHANNA they are both the cutest most stupid idiots i have ever seen and i will take my love for them to the grave. ok psa done i love him and will protect him with my life. bye EDIT: i realized i need to express my appreciation for Rick May, the original VA, may he rest in peace. He was a great VA and made such a lovable character and he deserves every bit of respect and honour he gets.
i have done nothing but teleport bread for three days #tf2 #soldier #rant #teeefftoo #teamfortress
