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I want to thank my Mom, my great-great aunt, George Peterson, Barbara Kaliskova, my grandchildren and the manager of my humble basement-apartment. Seriously, it's kind of dark and scary in here... It's been a while since they last brought me some quality food! But I don't mind, really. I'm destined to become a Scratch zillionaire, aNd, anD... I WILL EVENTUALLY SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS, OK?!