Remixing this greeting card to send one to Otto and one to Robin for their Birthday's Remix Ideas: *cake* Heh. I have a little message for you, cake torturers. I wish I could sue you, but nobody in this society is willing to take cake seriously! Well it's too bad for you there's no safety lock on the internet. I stole a laptop I then used to watch any existing tutorials on hacking just so I could use it against-- Nobody cut through my hacking, that was just for some dramatic effect, YOU! Cake haters! You already tortured us by roasting us in an oven, then you put candles on us so we're WAY too warm, THEN YOU SLICE US UP AND EAT US!! Do you know how many have died!? Do you know how many you've BURNED!? Well we want vengeance-- My connection didn't cut out, anyways, of course, we already hacked your username out of you, but just wait here, I'm watching a tutorial right now. Oh, and no weapons. Put anything metal right there. Oh, by the way, just gonna let you know, I can't focus without music, so I'm turning some on right now. *cake* *cake* *cake* *cake* oh. so you have to use parenthesis when using this program thing. Do they use that sort of thing with every coding website? Maybe I should start with something simpler, like block code. *cake* *cake* *cake* oh, you're still here? How long were you here? This video was 18 minutes long, and this was one of the shorter code videos. WAIT YOU BROUGHT A *censored due to a school that does not support weapon violence*?!?! Well I'm glad you basically gave it to me by putting it in the bin, but still!! *cake* *cake* *cake* wait didn't I call my friends? Why haven't my friends dealt with you? Some friends they are. I probably just forgot to call them! I may've just procrastinated too long. *beep* *beep* *beep* Hello? Heelllooooo? Hi Jessica! Oh, sorry, I forgot to do something, please hold.--- Thank you for the *insert stab-y thing here*. And now, kind person, goodbye.
*cake* Thanks to *cake* for making it this far, really appreciate you, *cake*. This took a lot of work because I wanted a plot and detail and I wanted to try to make my own song, which I didn't end up doing, and I tried to add a minigame easter egg, and I tried to make more art for it and stuff, but I think it looks cool, and the minigame is really confusing and annoying fun fact; the reason I first included the username code block is so scratch would tell you that, therefore helping support the cake-hacker story ps, don't click on this with headphones.
