This is a project I made a reaaaaaaaaaaaaally long time ago when those rambling projects were popping up, so enjoy reading whatever this is keep in mind im not as weird as i was back then
One day a strange man came bouncing on a balloon toward me and gave me a strange lollipop. I ate it and it sent me flying into the stratosphere with nowhere to land. Despite this, I landed anyway and the people got mad at me for it. I exploded and arrived in a hotel that you go to when you spontaneously combust (explode) so I checked in and fell into my room. When I arrived it was actually a beach in disguise and I had to fight off manta rays with the high-end tech and gadgets the hotel provided. The manta rays were actually good friends of my grandpa’s and wanted to chat, but I couldn’t waste time because I had to finish my sandwich in under an hour. After the hour expired, the sandwich froze when I had only a bite left and I was stuck in a never-ending loop of loopholes before a time traveler who loves to eat black holes ate a black hole and changed the time to 5:60 instead of 6:00 (so I could sleep in longer before school). Even though this had occurred, the school lit on fire and the ground shook Because an earthquake finished its nap and decided to scare off terrorists for fun. So I ended up beating the earthquake in a test of strength by juggling several beach balls into the air at once without stopping. Mine went 20 centimeters high. His went 19.8293749. The sky spiked one of my beach balls so I punched it in the face and for some reason it started crying (it kinda looks like tears anyway). So I jumped into a wormhole and it took me somewhere things make total sense and can be comprehending whatsoever without judgement. After that I woke up in my bedroom because it was all a dream, then proceeded to get hit by a car and my punishment decided not to end. Out of confusion I went back to the wormhole which didn’t want to collapse and made a fit so I put it to good use by returning to the place where I made the sky cry. The sky turned mad and beginning shouting projectiles at me which I dodged easily because I blocked him on social media (owned). This is where I forgot what happens next so I pondered until my brain implodes and formed a black hole. I entered the black hole and I entered a place known as Jockey. Jockey is honestly the stupidest name like why would anyone ever name a cool place with such a stupid name. Anyway the sun exploded and also formed a black hole so the one I entered collided with that and it turned into a white hole because that’s how science works. The evaporated scientists on planet earth decided to research the white hole in the name of science and it was so groundbreaking that it opened another wormhole back to the logical world. Before I could enter, I noticed this wormhole was the one I accidentally stepped on and now it’s come back for revenge. Tired of all the wormholes and fancy shmancy sciencey stuff (I love astronomy), I punched it all to oblivion because I watched One Punch Man. This changed nothing, however, as I awoke to the site of a jungle forest. Oh no. That’s right, site as in SCP foundation site facility thingamabober. We’re gonna die. Luckily I stowed a warship in my pocket so I tried to pull it out but it didn’t budge. I thus melted into the concrete I stood on and arrived in Lord of the Rings. I. I. I. I. I. yOU. Then. Yes. Then the computer tripped down a large hole and caught fire which I was not a fan of. So I jumped after it only to personally discourage it from ever catching fire again. It promptly followed my advice and morphed into a deep sea aquatic amalgamation which I threw into a pond and it died. I apologized for no reason and ran away. Then I entered the cool zone where everything looks shiny and cool people punch each other for fun. I entered the battle and luckily I landed a kick instead of a flick, so I gained the public’s attention. They all laughed at me because of this so I “flicked” them off and they got very offended. Thankfully, a mole dug the floor as they stood on it and the y axis shifted one letter later. As it broke down, it reminded me of my infinite past lifetimes and my objective was clear, returning the pizza to the Harold. Sadly, I didn’t see him and I drew a stick figure in the shape of Jerry instead. It ate the pizza and I was harshly punished for my actions. The doorstep to my house grinded itself on the grinder which I did not pay for but it stood in my way despite this, and I ate a fidget spinner as a result. To this day, I still have not made up my mind, but this minute was the minute and I spit it out. It turns out it wasn’t a fidget spinner and it was a dark souls boss. I’d hardly played the game so I ignored such a thing and it gave me all its Exp without question. it lowkey ends there lol
