Rango is a shapeshifting slime that has lived for as long as the universe (13.8 billion years, atm he is in his human form) but don't give him ditto. he is very much insane with scizophrenia and multiple voices in his head, he was also second in command on the Russian military before retiring, he's usually very nice but once you dig deeper into his head you'll find horrifying thoughts that would make the most horrifying eldritch beings cower beneath his feet. he was also made by God at the beginning of the universe as an experiment for life so he was thrown out of heaven. he is also half blind due to natural age blindness, his blindness is in his left eye(like me irl except it's just blurry)
