Dear Skyler, “VARMINTS! VARMINTS! DESGUSTING LITTLE CREATURES! AAAUGH! THE HOUSE IS INFESTED!” Was the beautiful sound I woke up to this morning. Grandma was running around screaming like a crazed chihuahua, and I just calmly walked into the room and grabbed the two hamsters I released in her bed last night. She was all for kiIIing them, but dad’s letting us keep them as pets. They’re yet to be named, but we’re walking to the pet store and getting hamster care supplies! Grandma 100% deserved it. Anyway, I have to go. Abigail just told me she has something super important to tell me… Sincerely, Tabitha.
