q. Hello there! a. Hey q. What's your name? a. Kodiak q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. I've been pulling all nighters since before you were born, whoever's conducting this interview. *shades* q. What do you want to do with your life? a. Um. Not die? q. Do you have any secrets? a. Who doesn't? Does that mean I'm going to tell them to you- nameless person.. absolutely not. *puts another pair of shades on the other pair* q. Milk or Cereal first? a. Banana q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. Do I have to answer every question? Imma take the silence as no. q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. WHAT? I'm never annoying. I'm charming. *smirks* q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. I'll be a gentleman and let Rico- *cough* sorry, my future mate decide the names. I mean, if she asks me, I'll come up with the most AMAZINGEST of AMAZING names ever, ofc *blushes furiously* q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. Idek... Say sorry? Normally works.. q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. stab, stab! q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. Mmm... I've eaten a lot of stupid things... q. What's your sense of humor like? a. Awesomely amazing, ofc! q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. Believe me, world domination isn't possible. Not that I haven't tried. q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. I fear nothing. q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. ...kill someone I love. q. What haunts your nightmares? a. ..none of your business! q. Cats or dogs? a. I am a cat. q. Favorite insult to use? a. Banana q. Croissants or bagels? a. ...bananas. q. Favorite weapon? a. OOOOH I AS HOPING YOU'D ASK THIS!!! MY BOW AND ARROW! IT'S MY CHILLLDDDD q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. ...Kodiak? Ya know, my name? q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. A daring, dashing guy who's charm never fails. *another pair of shades* q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. I don't think they could tell me apart from the other, handsome, charming, dashing guys! Well, maybe they could, because I would be the MOST handsome, charming, dashing guy! *grins* q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Nah. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. A duck. q. Do you have any nicknames? a. Kody, but no one really calls me that anymore... q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. Answer it and prank call the spammers. Obviously. q. How do you want to die? a. I don't really like to think of dying... not yet. q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. Um... good? Wouldn't everyone say good? q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. That depends on who you ask... q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. Ask one of the pretty ones for their number. q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. Okay, okay, I've got this planned out. *pulls out a Shakespeare book* Countrymen, My heart doth joy that yet in all my life I found no man but he was true to me. I shall have glory by this losing day, More than Octavius and Mark Antony By this vile conquest shall attain unto. So fare you well at once, for Brutus' tongue Hath almost ended his life's history. Night hangs upon mine eyes; my bones would rest, That have but labored to attain this hour. Caesar, now be still. I killed not thee with half so good a will. *dies*
q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. 100% definitely. q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. ...Depends on the situation. q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. Love language... wouldn't that be great? q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. Pfft, yes. Ofc. Can YOU keep a secret? *looks accusingly at the mysterious voice asking questions* q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. Really, nothing is out of character for me! Isn't that cool? q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. Mr. Awesome Guy Who Everyone Likes Except Ricochet Because She Has To Be Weird And Not Like Me :) q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. *looks up answer* The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 20.1 miles per hour. q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. Everything on my bucket list is dumb... idek how to answer. q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. Play musical chairs! Duh! q. What made you answer these questions? a. Reasons that shall be unknown to mankind until we find life on Mars. q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. Um. I'm still a cat, here. q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. None. That would be wrong... q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. idek wut ur talkin bout. q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. Yea... q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. Talking... and breathing! Definitely breathing. And blinking. I do that all the time. q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. Yea. q. Biggest regret? a. Why are these questions so personal? Geez. q. What's your favorite color combination? a. Red and cream and green eyes... q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. ANY FOOD IDC WHAT TYPE. q. Favorite music genre? a. Um. Birds tweeting? q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a.Without my mother, I wouldn't be here today. q. What is your greatest achievement? a. I managed to make Ricochet laugh last week... that was unexpected. q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. No, I wouldn't change a thing ;) q. Least favorite color combo? a. Burgundy and neon orange? q. How many murders have you committed? a. None! Pinky promise! q. Pies or cakes? a. Bananas. q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. Savory. q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. nah eye ain't carin 1 witle bits. q. Do you kick babies a. That's just cruel. No. q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. K, bye. ~ CREDITS Art: @Wild_Onyx3 I was lazy and didn't want to draw him lol. Tysm for the art! Code: @Colorsnatch Character: Me :3 Song: Maps by Maroon 5
