“After almost 10 years after the closing of -REDACTED- we at Mr.Richardson’s would like to welcome the public back into a new and improved Mr.Fluffybottom’s Steakhouse! It has everything, better food! Better entertainers! And better memories! But there’s just one thing missing from this happy family… YOU! That’s why we at Mr.Fluffybottom’s Steakhouse are looking for a brand new SECURITY GUARD! All we need you to do is ensure the kids don't get up to anything malicious and stay the night to keep unwanted guests from getting in or out! A job so simple a goldfish could do it! So what do you say, do you wanna join our family?” - Newspaper Article (May 4th, 2011)