HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEAH! even though you burnt me with a hot pan yesterday I still love ya! I hope your birthday goes smoothly and please give me a corner piece on the cake PLEASE- I swear to god if we have to celebrate tomorrow but I hope you like the gifts i bought for you (even if it’s one) PLEASE PLEASE GET ME A CORNER PEICE. I SWEAR ILL GIVE YOU JONATHAN DAVIS! I WILL KIDNAP HIM!