Weird Donkey Kong Country

Instructions

THE RULES Please read the rules thoroughly before playing. It will make the game easier and more fun if you do. MOVEMENT Use the left & right arrow keys or AD to move left and right. This is a 2D game. Use Up or W to jump. Use Down or S to throw barrels at the mouse pointer or punch (DK only). Press Space to shoot. In 1-Player, the player can use both sets of keys. In 2-Player, DK uses the arrow keys. Diddi uses the WASD keys. Space is still shoot. MECHANICS On the game select screen, use the DK hand to hover over the game mode you want. Wait 2 seconds and the game will choose that mode. On the game map, use the arrow keys or WASD to move DK. Put DK on a level marker (the circles or castles) and wait 2 seconds to go to that level. Donkey Kong is slow and cannot jump very high but can punch certain enemies to kill them. Diddy Kong cannot punch enemies but can run fast and jump high. He has a separate health bar. When he dies, DK can continue. When DK dies, EVERYONE DIES. AHAHAHA!!! Press “G” to return to the title screen. Your unsaved game progress (besides bananas collected) will not be saved. Alas and woe. If you run out of lives, you will Game Over. You lose all of your unsaved game progress. You can continue to play the game, though. I exhort you to. ITEMS Bananas give you extra lives and unlock bonuses inside and outside the main game. There are 100 total. Every time you get ten (10) of them, you get a 1-up. Every time you beat a boss you will be awarded with three (3) bananas. YAYE!! Vines you can jump onto and then jump off. DK barrels can be thrown. Stand on one and push down (or S) to throw it at the mouse pointer. Banana Barrels give you bananas when thrown. Barrel Cannons shoot you from them. Minecarts you can ride. They can jump. 1-up Balloons give you one (1) extra life. The DK House TV will play ads for other games/shows…or play a crazy laugh!!! HA HE HO!! Touching the right side of the level let ye advance in the level. Wooden pipes are Warp Pipes, letting ye skip a world and saving ye progress. The Mini Mario Toy is a random collectible that appears in a secret location and appears in the Kong House once you collect it. The Bonono of Kong: it appears in the Kong House after you get 100 bananas. POWER-UPS Red 1-up Balloon: gives ye an extra life. THE FABLED GREEN 1-UP BALLOON: gives ye TWO (2) extra lives and three (3) extra HP! :p TNT: it kills you. Don't touch it. Of course, you might not have a choice... Bazooka: only gained under special circumstances. It appears during the FINAL BOSS BATTLE OF DOOMFUL DEATH!! It fires banana missiles. If in 2-Player, only Diddy Kong can use it. CHARACTERS Donkey Kong: the player character in 1 Player or Player 1 in 2 Player. Diddy Kong: Player 2 in 2 Player. Dixie Kong: the goal of each level. Cranky Kong: giver of awesome and sometimes dumb advice. He appears in the Kong House. Candy Kong: she saves your game data when ye touch her. She appears in the Kong House. Random enemies: enemies whom ye shouldn’t touch or you’ll get hurt. And sob. And possibly DIE a doomful death. Some ye can punch and kill; some are unpunchable. Sob. Basically, W2 enemies are unpunchable. Mouser: the boss of Gambooling Grasslandz and one of King Krool’s main cronies. Punch him to kill him. Winky: the boss of Hazy Mazy Caveys and one of King Krool’s main cronies. Jump on his head to kill him Rambi: the boss of Lethal Lava Place and one of King Krool’s main cronies. Jump on his back to kill him. KING KROOL: the big bad big bad guy! Pauline: a woefully dudettenapped gal who was dudettenapped by King Krool. Rescue her!! Hong Kong: the Player character in the Bononoland minigame. Funky Kong: the enemy CPU in the Bononoland minigame. BONONOLAND Use WASD or the arrow keys to move. Collect 100 bononos before Funky Kong to win!! Touch a bonono to collect it. But watch out for the STEVE OF DEATHs(tm)! They take one (1) banana when you touch one!! But they also take away one (1) of the Funkster's when they touch HIM!! HUZZAH!! NOTES OF WEIRD Pressing “P” will mute the game. Pressing “O” will unmute the game. Pressing "I" will stop all sounds. But because the code works "start sound -level- then wait -so and so- seconds" you might have silence for a few moments. I don't know why you'd wanna do that, but it's there if you want to. "YO!" Pressing "R" will kill Diddi Kong. Pressing "T" will kill Donkey Kong. Please do not put spoilers in the comments. Please let the credits play because you can continue the game after they roll! :p Please have a good/secure Internet connection or the game will lag. Sorry. No matter what I say, your banana progress is never deleted. Once you get a banana, you've gotten it, even if you Game Over or quit. If you press "E," you can view the backdrop number. It's the orange number at the bottom left of the screen. When restarting the game, please double-click the flag. It helps Scratch reload properly. This counts for all Scratch projects, by the way. Enjoy! :)