questions by: @iiheart-hxrper (look inside for a weird surprise =D.) Q 1: What is your earliest memory? A: being locked in a pitch-black bathroom (a couple of other parts of this memory I'll leave out <3) Q 2: If you could choose a brand new name for yourself, what would it be? A: uh I actually dk, I like my name Q 3: If you could learn one skill instantly, what would it be? A: how to play an instrument :O Q 4: If you were to write a book, what would it be about? A: probably my life..specifically my childhood Q 5: If you suddenly had powers of invisibility, what would you use them for? A: to get into concerts and expensive places w/ having to pay XD Q 6: What is the best business idea you have ever had? A: why would I tell you? what if you stole my idea and then became a millionaire off of MY idea- no thanks <3 Q 7: If you had to live as an animal for one year, which one would you choose? A: probably a fox Q 8: If you could un-invent one thing, what would it be? A: school. Q 9: What is the most bizarre wrong number text or phone call you ever received? A: I got a call from a girl around the same age as me saying "Jonathan! I need help... I'M STUCK IN THE WALLS AGAIN, I'M SCARED, tHeRe ArE rATs iN HeRe" I called her back after laughing and she said it was a dare, she and her friends were prank-calling random numbers XD Q 10: What is a behavior that you find strangely endearing or attractive? A: when people are kinda mean but in a kind way, yk? like calling me names like dummy, weirdo, etc.. Q 11: If you could read the mind of one celebrity, who would it be? A: ADAM SANDLER HANDS DOWN. Q 12: What is the most unbelievable-yet-true excuse you have ever had for being late? A: I was in a very serious pile-up on a highway side ramp when I was in 6th grade, I wasn't in any way injured so my mom took me to school anyway XP Q 13: What is your favorite word/phrase to say out loud? A: "Your cute jeans" - Kylie Jenner Q 14: If you could eliminate one word from the English language, what would it be? A: any racially hated word Q 15: What is something that strangers often incorrectly assume about you? A: irl ppl usually assume I'm mean ;cry; Q 16: What is the most thoughtful present you have ever received? A: I don't accept gifts/presents from people <3 Q 17: What is the wildest thing that ever happened at a wedding you attended? A: a random dog ran through the aisle and jumped on the groom getting his outfit all dirty and muddy Q 18: What is your favorite simple pleasure? A: cookies =P Q 19: What is your favorite thing about yourself? A: uhm the fact that I'm able to have such amazing and understandable friends Q 20: What is the oddest way you ever accidentally hurt yourself? A: accidentally ran into a parked car while I was walking T^T Q 21: What is the best commercial you have ever seen? A: I'm not allowed to say cs it's a lil too inappropriate for some ppl XD Q 22: Somebody gives you billboard space for free. What do you put on it? A: probably put an embarrassing picture of my bsf Mayz Q 23: What is a song that immediately takes you back to a particular moment in your life? A: 7 years - Lukas Graham Q 24: What is a smell you associate with your childhood? A: crayola paint Q 25: What is a unique tradition your family had? A: Mr. New Year (A brother of Santa that comes and brings one present on New years Eve night) my great grandpa came up with it lolz Q 26: What is a fictional food you would most like to try? A:idk Q 27: What was something that wound up being totally different than you imagined it to be? A: uhh I met the PinkShirtCouple from Tiktok at the mall one time, they were nice but kinda rude Q 28: What is one trend you wish would come back in style? A: I'm not sure :O Q 29: Do you think you could live in outer space for a year? A: nope not at all lolz Q 30: Do you think you could live in a plastic bubble at the bottom of the sea for one year? A: absolutely not I hate the sea. Q 31: If money were no object, what outrageous luxury would you add to your house? A: an inside pool? I'm not sure lolz Q 32: What villain do you secretly cheer for? A: Harley Quinn <3 Q 33: If you could make up a new holiday, what would it be? A: MR. NEW YEAR Q 34: What kind of baby animal would you most love to be surrounded by? A: ANY ANIMAL I LOVE THEM!! Q 35: If you could have any animal as a pet, which one would you choose? A: a fox!! ^^ Q 36: What is your favorite cheesy pick-up line? A: I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in (HELP IDK WHY BUT IT'S SO FUNNY) Q 37: If you had to get a tattoo today, what would you get? A: a y2k styled tramp stamp =P Q 38: What fictional character would you most like to be friends with? A: HELLO KITTY AND SPIDERMAN. Q 39: What is the most fascinating fact you know? A: Your brain is constantly eating itself.. gross Q 40: What is one item on your bucket list? A: go on a hot-air ballon