AYS: Unbeatable

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goofy little idea I had in math class aim your basketballs discover new courts BREAKING NEWS: An insane blue haired man approached LeBron during the middle of a very important match that will determine the future of the team. Witnesses say he jumped up from his seat right before LeBron was about to make a free throw, the points that would have won them the game if he had not been interrupted. The man was reported to pull a large microphone out of his pocket and make strange noises at LeBron. Soon after this disruption, a woman who can only be assumed as the man's significant other, threw a speaker set onto the floor of the court, cracking the polyurethane finish and causing millions in damage. The court is currently shut down to fix this damage. The woman proceeded to translate the man's gibberish, saying that he proposes a rap battle against LeBron. LeBron, in complete shock and confusion, agreed to the battle. Immediately after the battle concluded, the police entered the scene, being called earlier that night in a panic by a viewer of the game. The man and woman were arrested and currently are serving time in California State Prison on charges of property damage, disturbing the peace, and multiple accounts of public indecency due to the man's strange ability to resemble a full body x-ray of a skeleton, revealing parts of his body which would be considered inappropriate. Scientific research has begun to determine the cause of this phenomenon. In an interview with LeBron after the event, he commented, "You can't be afraid to fail. It's the only way to succeed. You're not gonna succeed all the time, and I know that." LeBron has since been admitted to a mental correctional facility, as severe brain damage was detected due to the traumatic event. During his time in the ward, LeBron, on stabilizing medications, admitted to the fact that he had seen that man before, had been asked to rap battle, to which he refused. The man and woman have since been moved to an SCP facility for further examination. NEW REVELATIONS: The man has been confirmed to be named "Boyfriend." No records could be found of the man. The couple is currently required by federal law to pay 225.7 billion dollars in damage to the stadium, LeBron's family, and many other adversely affected spectators and Lakers team members.