In T-minus 5 seconds a nuclear detonation will occur, ending all arguments! FOR THE LOW, LOW, PRICE OF $999.99! NO REFUNDS! 0.1% off! DISCLAIMER! By buying this product, you are signing a contract that will not make Civilian Nueks non-liable for: House destruction, town destruction, life destruction, city destruction, potential nuclear fallout, and instant incineration upon pressing the self-destruction button.
