"Dear Ms. Yuko and Mr. Valerian, I would like to inform you that me and my brother has realized how big of a mistake that we made on volunteering to watch over your kids and Journey. We would like to back out to avoid getting further injuries. We apologize for the mess that the young ones might have created in your absence along with the remnants of their supposed roleplay of Good Friday with Chili forcefully stuffed into the role of the Lord himself - Sincerely, Sam" (Journey has eaten a lot of sugar and can now fly)