Scratch Cat Verse one Yo, it is me, Scratch cat Gobo you looking fat. You think you can barge in and beg for a promotion But you ain’t even the core mascot, Gobo Verse one Bro scratch cat you ain’t going well You need rhymes like gold You seem pretty cold *Applause* Scratch cat verse two Earlier I was mad but now I am enraged Why the frick do you think you can rhyme Bro, you need to be engaged Bro, look at the time, You need to rhyme. Me: Whoa, listen you need to calm down—- Gobo verse 2 You need to stop You’ll be spinning like a top You’re not even getting a profit You’re just a lame placeholder sprite You’re fricking stupid placeholder, You’re in my cup holder. You think you can take stuff But I’m about to get BUFF Scratch cat verse 3 Ok, got it, I have a bigger home I have a bigger profit I have a bigger door for my home You’re so broke even a penny makes you happy You’re so lame, you have your heart in your sleeve You’re so—- Gobo verse 3 SHUT UP YOU NEED TO LOOK UP YOU FORGOT I’M SO BUFF I’M ‘BOUT TO GET ROUGH I CAN HINDER YOUR ABILITY TO OWN THE SITE, YOU STUPID SPRITE *Applause* Me: submit the winner by saying Scratch or Gobo in the comments
Gobo votes: 1 Cat votes: 0 Winner has to have 10 votes The winner goes to the next round