Announcement: It’s Heat Wave time! Tune in to see what’s fresh! Suvi and Mako: Heat Wave! Keepin it hot, hot, hot! Suvi: Hey my cephlosquad! How yall doin out there! Mako: Heat Wave, with some steaming hot news! Suvi: Today’s our premiere! Mako: First time on the air… so be nice! Suvi: We’re ready to bring all the hot news for Sculpin City! (Blob Sculpin is a type of fish, used a marine pun for the city name like Splatoon does) Mako: Yeah, so let’s get started…! Cool little colored screen moving thing like in real Splatoon Mako: Time for drama! Suvi: Squid Sisters news out! Mako: As it would turn out, Off The Hook and the Squid Sisters are doing a big collab bash! Suvi: As the Squid Sisters retirement date approached, they suddenly announced a big celebration to remember all of the freakishly fresh music they dished! And Off The Hook decided to join in! Mako: This came as quite a surprise to fans that were dreading the end of the Squid Sisters. Suvi: They planned a live concert right in Inkopolis Plaza! We won’t have any recording for that day, everyone will be there! Mako: They’ll be singing City Of Color, Color Pulse, Now Or Never, and some new songs too! Suvi: All of this was announced on Inkstagram and Facehook, so if you don’t believe us, check! Mako: Not sure why you wouldn’t… she would never lie about the band that she fangirls for, day and night till the end of time… Suvi: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Cool little colored screen moving thing like in real Splatoon again Suvi: So! It seems like good old Sheldon has updated his shop with some fresh weapons! Mako: Yeah, the Frilled Splatchucks Deco with the Curling Bomb and MegloSponge were good… but I would prefer Crab Tank on it instead… Suvi: And don’t forget the Splatana Scrubber! It’s so heavy, and I love to charge, jump and WHACK someone with it! And I can shove Angle Shooters right up peoples faces! Until I unleash a Kraken Royale right on top of em! It's no Blaster, but it's sure close! Mako: ( makes O_o face ) Oh… interesting news Suvi… now we know… Suvi:UH HUH! YALL BETTER WATCH OUT IF YOU FIND ME IN YOUR MATCHMAKING!!! Mako: Um… next segment…? Cool little colored screen moving thing like in real Splatoon again again Suvi: Yknow, I’m real glad to be here. Mako: What? Suvi: This was our dream since childhood, to be out on the air, our own stars, running our own paths, making our own destinies. Remember? Suvi: And yknow? I’m glad I could do it with my bestest best friend. Nobody other than you would work! It’s our bond that keeps us workin. Mako: Suvi… don’t get all sentimental on me, we’re still on the air… Suvi: You know it’s the truth and only the truth bestie! It’s you and me, forever n’ ever! No one else would do! I’m nothin without you! Mako: *sniffle* Suvi… we’re on live… *nods* Forever and ever! It’s a deal! Let’s keep it hot today, and for the rest of time! Cool little colored screen moving thing like in real Splatoon again again again Suvi: Well back to the show! Mako: But it would appear we’re out of time. Suvi: Aight! Guess we’re done! Suvi and Mako: Groove to the beat... Suvi and Mako: And feel the heat! Show ends.
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