You enter a clearing in the woods of Starclan. There are cats all over, waiting for the ceremony to start. You see a bluish gray cat with many scars (violetant) on the tree trunk with the bride and groom, a slug and a worm. She calls to get everyone’s attention. “Welcome, cats of Starclan, to the wedding of Luke and Slug. Let us begin. Slug, do you take Luke the Lukewarm Worm as your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?” Slug slimes. “I’ll take that as an ‘I do’. And do you, Luke, take Slug as your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part? Luke wiggles. “Then I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride.” They embrace, and all the cats cheer. Slowly, the cats exit the clearing to head to the reception.
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