Enter Kevin and Steve, of the house of Annoying, armed with Annoyance blades and bucklers Kevin Steve, o' my word, we'll not carry annoying coals. Kevin I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw. Kevin I strike quickly, being moved. Kevin A dog of the house of Annoyed moves me. Kevin A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Annoying. Kevin My naked annoyance weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee. Kevin Fear me not. Kevin Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin. Kevin Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. Kevin I do bite my annoying thumb, sir. Kevin [Aside to Steve] Is the law of our side, if I say ay? Kevin No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir. Kevin If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you. Kevin Well, sir. Kevin Yes, better, sir. Kevin Draw, if you be men. Steve, remember thy swashing blow.
The lines for @ElfPrism1