OH NO! all the squares are jealous that your tall and are trying to kill you! guess you better kill them first! and if you kill them then there parents might come and try to kill you even though they're taller... move with WASD or arrow keys you automatically shoot towards the mouse-pointer kill the mean squares to upgrade your gun. the mute button is for those with no taste in music to beat the game just beat the gray robo-boss and then you win, but the game just keeps going without changing so you can stay if you want the different squares upgrade you in different ways RED: bullet speed YELLOW: multishot CYAN: attack speed NAVY BLUE: HP BLUE: speed PINK: how far the bullet travels ORANGE: bounce
so, this game is supposed to be freakishly difficult but possible, and the last few times i played it it was too easy. that might just be because i got good at the game... let me know in the comment section if its too easy. music is "short people" by Randy Newman