I saw an xkcd comic challenging me to name all the states, so I went ahead and did it. Just to clarify, this is a satirical map with 64 states instead of 50, not the actual USA. I'll explain all the jokes that I feel are necessary, comment if you want more explained. And no, gen alpha folks, Ohio isn’t a joke. Jefferson and Davis: Some people in southern Oregon and northern California want to become the state of Jefferson, so I named the state between them that. To the east of Jefferson is the state of Davis, which I named so the combined names could reference the president of the Confederate States of America. This is a joke about their right-leaning views. Pakistana and Bangladeshiana: The two states with those names are west and east of Indiana respectively, and Pakistan and Bangladesh border India to the west and east. Sakartvelo: The name of the country of Georgia in Georgian. F/a: A dumb physics joke. Force equals mass times acceleration, so force divided by acceleration is mass, which is also an abbreviation for Massachusetts. Rhode: I didn't have enough space for the whole name. Also, it's about time they drop the act and stop pretending to be an island.
Credit to xkcd for the original map
