Hello, there! This is private eye Robert Shawe reporting on a murder that only happened today (ooh!) and possibly right in front of my eyes! I have collected some very brief information on the case on a crumpled piece of my journal that I always (yes, always, even in the bathroom) carry around. If you're seeing this, you're the FBI and you're examining my evidence to make sure my claims of who the killer may be is valid! You are FBI, right? I have no way of knowing. Haha! (Please don't be a random person...)
