It was a sunny summer day. Because it was summer. LIKE OF COURSE IT WAS SUNNY THATS WHY IT'S CALLED "SUMMER" BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY AND THERE'S LOTS OF DROUGHTS! Sorry for that, let me start over. It was a scorching hot summer day. All the pedestrians were BURNING. I mean like seriously people were BURNING hot out there. Everyone had to bring a camel to walk around. Just kidding, this is the UK no one brings a camel with them to walk on the streets but thats not the topic something else is. Meanwhile while everyone was scorching hot outside. Meanwhile, I was in my air conditioned house under the blankets, sleeping until my mother woke me up. "Wake up you have to go to your educational summer camp! " she said, "You have to learn algebra" "But algebra is useless!" I replied. Now THAT was true, WHEN IN YOUR LIFE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT (y4x2 + 2xy – y)/(x – 1) EQUALS TO? Anyways I really knew what that boring-Algebra-educational-summer-camp was, it was REALLY a scam to take me to diagon alley. YAY! Way better than algebra. Blah blah blah. My parents dropped me off at the "summer camp" and left. Blah blah blah. Ok now time for the fun part! When me and the other people who came to diagon alley we all went to get our supplies because we all heard of this thing called "Harry Potter" (ever heard of it? I'm pretty sure you have) I looked at my supplies list because I like saving and it said: ----------------------------------------------------------------- HOGWARTS SCHOOL SUPPLIES LIST - (boring) 6th grade math book £10 - Illegal spells for children (learn the avada kadavra curse and more!) £10 - making poison for first years £10 EVERYTHING IS £10 OK? ----------------------------------------------------------------- I first went to get the boring math book, and the other stuff as well. End of this chapter. FINALLY I CAN WRITE ABOUT THE FUN STUFF!
As you can see, I didn't put much effort into the chapter
