Click Scratch Cat (or Scratchy, whatever you wanna call him) to get clicks and buy the things on the right, that's the game, I know, boring. Just check the notes to see why I made this game.
A mockery of clicker games, why? because clickers are boring unless they have some sort of humor in them, which most of them don't. Only on rare occasions will you ever stumble upon one of the comedic clickers, anyways, I don't wanna create novels worth of text here, so I'm just going to stop typing because I don't like sitting all day and all night, laboriously typing an entire essay about this parody of a entire genre of ENTIRE GAME MADE BY ENTIRE PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR ENTIRE EFFORT INTO ONE, WHOLE, ENTIRE, BORING GAME THAT ALMOST NOBODY PLAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, I'm going stop typing, right here, and right now.