ADD YOUR PFP TO THE CHARTTT MEEHEHEHHEHE (some random kid from my school just popped their head into the door and said "AWOOP JUMPSCARE" I was dying of laughter and my classmates were shushing me XD. Our teacher was so confused and just continued with whatever she was doing)
I would say "BENJAMIN!!! I thought you would bring back the cookies?? HA I guess not!! I GAVE YOU ONE JOB BENJAMIN!! BENJAMIN DON'T RUN FROM YOUR PROBLEMS!! BENJAMIN!!!! COME BACK!!!!!" *runs after him*