You can use the mobile mode at the starting screen. Use that during your phone time. Try to escape Scary Checky, Italicurse and Cursed Reich and other monsters! They will shred you into pieces. Type "spanking" in the comments below to give all of them a slap in the butt. Press space if you have 1 coin and you want a sword. Press Z to hit monsters with the sword. Press X to hide/show the sword. If you want to attack the boss, you need to press A right at the nick when it touches you. When you get attacked by the boss, you fade away.
