THG incorrect quotes

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THG incorrect quotes lmk if you wanna be in the next one Fenway: You're a lying piece of smit! Del: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Summer: I'm leaving and I'm taking Chaos with me! Emerald, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. -- Emerald: I truly hate it here <3 Summer: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it? Del: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women? Fenway: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny? Chaos: I’m having a funking stroke. Del: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations! -- Del, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need— Fenway: A family. Chaos: A better love life. Emerald: Mental stability. Summer: *clueless* Bagels? -- Chaos: Oh my Del. Emerald: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Chaos: You worship your god, I'll worship mine. (I LAUGHED SO LOUD AT THIS ONE SOBBINF) -- Xane: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Summer has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them. Fenway: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at? Xane: I knew you’d understand. -- *The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying* Emerald: *rolls eyes to the sky* Stagthorn: *makes funny faces to get them to stop* Tic: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume* Mint: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother* Summer: *is the reason they're crying* Xane: *enjoys in silence* -- Summer: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week! Del: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends! Ace: Not me. Summer: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Chaos or Fenway. Ace: It’s not me, really! Summer: … Ace: …But it might be Emerald… Summer: You gave Emerald access to our Netflix account!?!? Ace: They wanted to watch Orange is the New Black! Summer: I’m going to kill you. -- Summer: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Emerald, watching Xane screaming, Stagthorn trying to set a sleeping Tic on fire, and Ace choking on air: I don't know either. -- Emerald: Hey, if you type in your password, it'll show in stars. Emerald: ********* see! Moon: hunter2 Moon: Doesn't look like stars to me. Emerald: Moon: ******* Emerald: That's what I see. Moon: Oh, really? Emerald: Absolutely. Moon: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2. Moon: Haha, does that look funny to you? Emerald: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as ******* Moon: That's cool. I didn't know this site did that. Emerald: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* Moon: Awesome. Moon: Wait, how do you know my password? Emerald: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password. Moon: Oh, ok. -- Mint: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Stagthorn: Fenway is the scariest thing I could think of! Fenway: Stagthorn told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible. -- Del: *holds a gun out to Ace* Ace: I-I don't believe in guns. Del: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it. -- Stagthorn, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Chaos: … Chaos: What’s in the box? Stagthorn: What woul- Chaos: Stagthorn, what’s in the box? Stagthorn: I think you know. -- Summer: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Del: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Tic: Three of us saw it, Del. How do you explain that? Del: *points at Emerald* Sleep deprivation. *points at Chaos* Paranoia. *points at Tic* Delusional personality disorder. -- Tic: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Tic: *sees Emerald shoving Stagthorn into the washing machine while Fenway records and Summer watches* Tic: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. -- Tic: How do you connect with a fictional character? Emerald: What? Ace: What? Del: What? Chaos: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked. -- Del: There's no meeting today because Xane is at the police station. Mint: They're in jail?! Fenway: We have to get them out! Stagthorn: Jailbreak! I'm in! Fenway: I'll dress up and distract the guard! Stagthorn: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards! Mint: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot- Del: No! Xane wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help! -- Summer: Where's Mint, Stagthorn, and Emerald? Del: They're playing hide and seek. Summer: Where? Del: I don't think you get how this game works. -- That's it lol (Also today is my (and also Thunder's woa)'s birthday :3) Again, I may do this again so lmk if you want to be in the next one