Click the egg in the top right to spawn a chicken for 15 munnys. They walk around and give you munny. Press space to switch the egg to roosters and hens. The roosters and hens walk around; when they touch a new chick spawns. Hens become infertile after they spawn enough chicks. Press x while hovering over a chicken to turn it into an evil chicken for 45, which slowly grows in size. The bigger the chicken, the more munny it gives you. They are immune to bird flu. But evil chickens can and will steal your munny if you hover over them. Press y while hovering over an evil chicken to heal it for 100 munnys. They keep their giant size, but don't steal! Press n while hovering over a chicken to sell it. The bigger the chicken the more it is worth. You can also sell hens and roosters. Beware of taxes. Regular chickens, money, and evil chickens are all taxed once you get big enough. The newscaster on the left creates events occasionally. These are usually bad, but some have a silver lining or are neutral. Examples include tariffs, bird flu, and environmental activists. Get him to stop yapping by hovering over him. Special chickens can be bought in 3 tiers. They do this: Financial chicken: lowers stock prices by $5 per tier Accountant chicken: you pay 20% less taxes per tier Science chicken: evil chicks grow ~50% faster and bird flu is less devastating every tier. Press b to invest. Type the kind of stock, enter, and then the number. Investments will help you get rich to manage your chickens. Bigcorps grow reliably and slowly, tinyolds grow reliably and quickly, and startups either have losses or big gains. Press s to sell shares and get your cash. Whatever you do, don't get in debt to the IRS!!! There is a way to win. Try to get as rich as possible and see what opportunities arise. Strategy tips: In early game making all your chickens GMO is usually more useful then buying more regular ones. Bird flu is brutal and you get tax breaks when you have less than 10 total chickens. Accountant chicken gets less useful as it doesn't apply to the tax hike event. Science chicken keeps on giving. Early financial chicken can pay off, especially with startups
The game is meant to be a brutal yet fun, active clicker first and a satire second. Comment about anything you think is a little too much. Please like and favorite if you think it's a good game. The use of the default chick sprite and egg is meant to be funny. I'm also just lazy with the default Scratch variables. If anyone can tell me a low effort way to add more shop space, please comment. This is an early version of the game. Things to be added: - save codes - room on the menu for more special chickens - more events - balancing, making game more difficult - a potential highscore or winning mechanic xkcd.com/2765
