1. What OC are we talking about here? a: Lad 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: "Hey, can i getta large eggs with a side of eggs, a cup filled with eggs and heck... make the plate outta eggs." 3. What shampoo do they use? a: O L D S P I C E 4. How would they react if their crush died? a: *Falls face first, will have PTSD for 3 years.* 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: Eating toothpaste will make your head explode 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: "A nice drink, quite minty, makes my stomach rumble." 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: "DIVE BOMB!" *He's holding a nuke.* 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: Threw a person off a cliff 9. What's their zodiac? a: Scorpio 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: "YO! ITS FRIGEN MARIE FROM THE SQUID SISTERS?!?! Fancy a cuppa tea?" 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: Lad: "So, you're me." Cyan: "Yes, but im a lot uglier." Lad: "Hey, think about this, you're also a much better gamer than me." Cyan: "Can you go into games?" Lad: "Yes." Cyan: "Wanna play lethal company?" Lad: "Y E S ." 12. What size is their nose? a: 1.3 Inches (SMOL NOSE!!!!) 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: Immediately asserts his dominance as the best gamer. 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Cannon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: "Oh, its simple! I-" CONFIDENTIAL FOR KIRB KIND CHAOS. 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: "... Why the heck not." 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: "THE BREAD GOD." 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: "Haha! I'm going to die in a week aren't I..." 18. What's their IQ? a: 153 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: "GUYS STOP EVERYTHING, THERE'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!" 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: Return stuff to people "NOT TRUE!" Where is my pen you 'borrowed'? "... uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh" 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: Jumping off a cliff. 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: "CLUB PENGUIN!!!!" 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: "Peanut Brittle." 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: Depends on the project, but he would put it off for 5 days max if he hates it and would make a 70 at worst. 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: "DONT YOU DA-" How to cook... DID YOU BURN WATER AGAIN?! "Maybe..." 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: Cyancolt/His creator or Silo Entertainment/AIRSOFT! 27. How good are they at spelling? a: Normal, but will abbreviate stuff a lot 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: Im going to quote Kirblue. 'Give this guy a toy car and he does a perfect tokyo drift, but give him a truck and kaboom.' 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: Broccoli 30. What is their favorite number? a: 97 31. Tom Holland a: "SPOODER BOY!" 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: Stops everything they're doing and R U N. 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: "Not my fault." 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: Surprisingly, yes, every single one. 35. Do they play any sports? a: Tennis, Soccer, Anything on the wii. 36. What's their trigger word? a: Skill Issue 37. In a group project, who are they? a: The overworker 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: 37 days without sleep... how. "I have my ways."