1. What OC are we talking about here? a: Egg 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: He lays on the floor, sobbing. His poor brethren. 3. What shampoo do they use? a: None. Shampoo is for those that have hair. Egg has a startling lack of it. 4. How would they react if their crush died? a: He would be the opposite of pleased. However, if he’s the one who finally killed that sucker off, pleased. 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: That his dad would be right back with the milk/j 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: The best thing ever. His beautiful teeth finally get the cleanliness that they deserve. 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: He would probably work at McWanda’s 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: Because he killed that guy, officer. 9. What's their zodiac? a: Leo. He never understood why. 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: He would geek out, the little nerd that he is. 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: We would commit crime, as one does. 12. What size is their nose? a: None. Noses are for losers. (If he had one, large) 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: He would leave. Who needs education in this time and age anyway??? 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Canon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: Pertel, a character who hasn’t really been introduced yet. 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: He says yes, hoping to make Pertel jealous. It doesn’t succeed, and he sulks in the corner the whole evening. 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: That he’s actually a worm. 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: A giant scam. It’s something they would do to him, those weirdos. 18. What's their IQ? a: None. He’s an idiot who doesn’t believe in anything. 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: If Pertel and Tori (another OC who hasn’t been introduced) got married without him. 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: Plan. That’s Pertel’s job. 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: Jumping off the roof. 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: Be instantly terrified by it. Nothing should have that soulless of eyes. 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: Carrot. 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: He doesn’t turn it in. He doesn’t need a degree to steal socks. 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: How to spell eye 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: None 27. How good are they at spelling? a: The worst. 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: Yes. He ran over a pedestrian. 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: Carrots. 30. What is their favorite number? a: It changes as he ages. 31. Tom Holland a: Yes. 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: Nothing. They watch evilly as the battery drains on Pertel’s phone. 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: Hide the body. That pedestrian got in his car’s way, it’s their fault. 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: No. Also, he doesn’t sleep. 35. Do they play any sports? a: Capture the flag. He exceeds expectations. 36. What's their trigger word? a: Molasses. 37. In a group project, who are they? a: Nonexistent. Everyone can do the work, he doesn’t even know what he’s doing here. 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: All time. Sleep is for mammals and people with eyelids.
I was very bored, if you can’t tell.
