move with WASD or arrow keys, powa mode with e buy stuffs from shops with b, h to show your stats (i wanted to use s but s is for movement) (for colorblind peeps: miniguns have a square sticking out of them in the handle) spacebar to dahs (very useful if you're stuck in a corner) tip: dont get hit by the enemies (theryre bad!!1!) loud noise warning if you're unlucky as hell the update board is outdated btw i ran out of space smh
update board (!! OUTDATED !!) credits to tax fraud simulator 2 for the you die music credits to @Thwackeymaster12 for the name credits to @Malicondi for the i-frame code credits to nintendo for the wii music 1/3/2a4 - initial release 5/3/24 - .01a - gun twitchting solvedish and made enemies with 4 mhp (made character slightly faster because of this) 5/3/24 - .02a fixed power mode not working because of enemy freezing (literally just removed one line of code) and enemies spawn more frequently, with randomly generated mhp (1-5) 6/3/24 - massive upd .03a gave an indicator on enemy and player health based on how light or dark it is, and made shop scripts (actually making it next upd (whenever you kill 10 enemies you enter a shop, where you're going to be able to lower your fire cooldown, make your bullets deal more damage, or some other stuff idk) ) AND THE PLAYER ACTUALLY HAS HP NOW (no way) removed herobrine 6/3/24 - .04a SHOP ADDED (no way) with two items rn, will make more soon (pd. after this i came back from a restaurant and discovered none of my code had saved :sob:) 11/3/24 - .05a added one new item to the shop, that increases damage of bullets. because of this, bullets now do 0.5 damage starting. 12/3/24 - .06a fixed a few bugs, added a crosshair, buffed enemies, and now enemy hp is showed as a percentage (big difference) 13/3/23 - .07a enemies now scale hp and speed the longer you play, though, they have been "nerfed" quite a bit. this change was made necessary so that you cant just play infinitely *COUGH* TAX EVASION SIMULATOR 2 *COUGH* (seriously just buy all the money gain stuff then become buff as hell) this game is almost ready to go in beta!!12ewysgr 6437uhvgtjybm- *ERROR: an error has occured in your: (B.I.T) software, that must be fixed. We are sorry for your inconvenience.* Liam: ...this thing keeps glitching out! i shouldn't have bought this from costco... (old ver was cringe :b) *boot up noises* B.I.T: where was i? oh yeah, this game is almost ready to go in beta! *bit lore real* pi day - .75a ever-so-slightly faster scaling and new shop item that increases your speed, and also initial speed is 4 instead of 3.5 18/3/24 .76a buffed speed gain from shop and enemy scaling 18/3/24 .8a new type of enemy: the cube which moves slower but has a higher max hp than the circle 19/3/24 .9a new type of enemy: the tri which has little max hp but can and will be way faster than you. enemy scaling is now different per enemy. 20/3/24 1bi (stands for beta-ish) made a boss enemy with increased max hp and size, but way lower speed with a 10% chance of spawning each time you EXIT a shop 21/2/24 1.1bi changed you die music and now "blank' enemies are visible as a bunch of ???? (this is a bug but instead of doing literally anything about it instead it's a feature now, there are mystery enemies which you need to hit like once or twice to reveal their identity) i seriously couldn't find what caused this i need you!!! 21/3/24 - 1.2bi added a dash, made a "u died how dare you" sprite and some other things 24/3/24 - 1.3bi bullets now disperse on the E mode and the dash cooldown is much longer (my cousin suggested these updates) happy april fools - 1.3.2.4.5.2.23.4.3.423.4.324.april.1 made the bullets...? and made the death sound a bit softer i am keeping it this way the entire month of april 2/04/24 - made a cool new title screen (yep. i wasn't joking when i said i was keeping it that way.) 3/04/24 - 1.4bi(part a) now the top-right upg is random (there are two options for it now) and there are different weapon types. player hp has now been increased now once you die there is a 1/100 chance to get the mid-earrape version of the song instead of the real one and a 1/1k chance for the ow my ears. version (i was kidding) 3/04/24 - 1.4bi (part b) added a new weapon which is a melee weapon that does damage to enemies only when it is touching them and cant shoot. i also added a new shop theme and background and a few bugfixes 4/04/24 - massive upd 1.5bi bugfixes. enemy spawn rates are faster. added "boss rush" mode that makes it so after every shop there's a boss. because of this, the chances of a boss have been increased to 1/8, and bosses are now much harder to beat. their hp is now also hidden (it stopped working at one moment and i legit couldnt fix it) there is ALSO a new battle music (yipi) now bosses spawn enemies (albeit, with more cooldown) enemies can no longer spawn in you (after this, i decided to play on turbowarp. which is when i found out 10% of what i had done was deleted for literally no reason, and had to fit the missing pieces) 5/04/24 - 1.6bi bosses have been nerfed a bit and you heal 1 hp every 5 seconds while in them. lava also got smaller. 8/04/24 1.7bi new enemy type added called the pi. for now it's just a better circ, but it'll be doing something special very soon ;) i hit the character limit :b
