1. What OC are we talking about here? a: funny 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: "*screeches* *vomits* IM GONNA EXPLODE THIS RESTAURANT!!!! >:((((" *explosion* 3. What shampoo do they use? a: man the hat is attached to their scalp you think they're gonna use shampoo? 4. how would they react if their crush died? a: "*cries* I MISS YOU BLAG.,. WAAAAAAAAAH" 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: they were not a digital embodiment of anger, sadness, and darkness covered in a delicate shell of happiness (told to him by his mother) 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: blegh 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: dead. 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: “uhh.. i didnt kill them officer,. even though im holding their corpse i still didnt do it i swear” 9. What's their zodiac? a: leo (august 9th) 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: shake their hand 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: idiot versus a digital copy of satan covered in a shell of goober 12. What size is their nose? a: wait there's a 9th sense called "smell"? 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: calmly walks out as school burns, everyone dead and mutilated beyond recognition. 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Cannon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: blag 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: no thank you *kisses them on the cheek* 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: that he is a digital embodiment of anger, sadness, and darkness covered in a delicate shell of happiness (he’s right) 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: they're manipulating me.. they're tricking me. they're trying to take me down... but i wont let them... 18. What's their IQ? a: 31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: only if the groom was blag, in which case he would walk up to blag and slap him extremely hard 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: not cause destruction and damage wherever he goes. 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: if his shell broke we would all be in danger. 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: sacrifice it to the cheese god 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: milky way., so caramel-y.,. *drools* 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: they put it off until the last second and then manipulate the teacher into giving them a perfect grade. 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: uh we cant talk about that here.. 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: scott the woz 27. How good are they at spelling? a: one time they spray painted "SAVE ME FROM THIS ETERNAL PIT OF DARKNESS AND SUFFERING" all across new york city. 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: we're doom 64 ed 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: i dont know., 30. What is their favorite number? a: 891997 31. Tom Holland a: Tom Holland 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: uses all their force to immediately charge their phone 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: it wasn't an accident 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: yes. all of them.. 35. Do they play any sports? a: *vomits* 36. What's their trigger word? a: funny 37. In a group project, who are they? a: the guy who does nothing and helps the team by forcing the teacher into giving them a perfect grade 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: all night. 39. If they were a scratcher, what would their username be? a.
blagaaaagaaaahhhh for blag