Why is the man on the page a trapezoid, i don't know. I don't care. all HE does is YAP. YAP YAP YAP. he's annoying. he'll yap on about pretty much ANYTHING. it's SO ANNOYING. you ask for the answers to the math homework, he'll keep ya there for HOURS. trust me, I've been there. it sucks. You'd think he's as approachable as a rabid chihuahua on steroids with rabies, but its real darn easy to start a conversation with this guy. he will talk about anything. lets move the subject to something more pleasant. something... like a TRIANGLE. ugh. OK, i lied. NOTHING is pleasant about triangles. have you ever looked at someone and thought, "they look like they'd be a triangle"? well i have. there's no doubt that person is rude or annoying or just all around a not-great-friend-guy. I say that I'm a hexagon. maybe a pentagon. pentagon for pent-up-anger-about-triangles-agon. I mean, there's nothing about triangles that's overwhelmingly bad. It's just that people as shapes gives the shape a whole new meaning. I still think about what it means to be a trapezoid when I sleep. I have mixed feelings for that specific shape. he has too many... angles. I think any sensible shape should have all the corners the same angle. I would think that my least favorite shape are triangles due to the STUPID lil' dumb ISOCELES TRIANGLES. they don't have enough ANGLES and the angles they DO have aren't EVEN. OMG I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE GODAWFUL SHAPES.
Thanks to the Cheese Man himself for the idea.
