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bruh oh, I'm so glad you're here! A terrible beast has me locked up in this cage, and i need help! the keys are over there. (scroll down a little bit to do that, scroll more down to ignore) *you go to get the keys* Oh thank you so much! quick, we have to get out of here before the giant wakes up! *you escape* *wizard appears* (scroll down to the bottom-ish for rest of story) *u ignore and walk out path* FEE FIE FO FUM! I SMELL ANOTHER HUMAN! I SHALL LOCK YOU UP LIKE I DID THE OTHER ONE! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *you get locked up and used to mine jewels* guy: i told you to get the keys! if you hadn't, then we wouldn't be in this situation. * wizard appears* (scroll down to the bottom-ish for rest of story) wizard: I shall grant you one wish! what do you wish for? you: I wish to be a dog! guy: what the heck?! you wasted your wish on that?! we could have escaped and defeated the giant! you: to each their own i guess wizard: your wish is my command! one question before i do it though, do you both want to be dogs? guy: i guess. *sigh* POOF! you: now we're dogs! yay, i get to be fed, loved and taken care of with no expense! time to find an owner. (scroll all the way down if you chose to save the guy) *ignore the guy and walk out continued path* giant: is that a dog? no, its two dogs! I shall enslave one, and set the other free! ah yes, very good. lets take this one. *takes other guy* guy as dog: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAKE HIM IT WAS HIS STUPID WISH TO BE A DOG! NOOOOO!!! ┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵┻┻ (what the giant hears: HOOOOOOWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF AAAAAAARRRRFFFF!!!!) you: yay, a free life! :) *you help the guy path* Giant: SNOOOOREE you: yay, we're dogs! we can live full happy lives with owners to take care of us and love us! come on guy, lets find a person. guy: ok, lets go *5 yrs later* you talk to your puppies (also ur a girl in this so deal with it) : and that's how i met your father! guy as a dog: yup! pretty exciting tale, isn't it? *~THE END~*
