On no! Your dad is running away with the milk because you are a furry Femboy and you have to find him! Touch dads to score points and buy cigarettes and beer to increase spawn rate and increase multiplier. Click flag twice or you can only play dream difficulty :(((
I decided to make this because of a comment by @therealquerty For TOS guideline sake the drink is soda ^w^ Turns out I made the multipliers exponential so now you only need around 8 purchases of the cigs to break the game