Everything is coming to you, but you’re in the wrong lane. If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur pet. I’m out of my mind. Be back in 5 minutes. Is it possible to cry underwater? Is cereal soup? Why or why not? Does a straw have one hole or two? Why do our feet smell and noses run? If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? if you can’t laugh at yourself, I can help you out. I respect the opinion of everyone who agrees with me. If nothing is impossible, I’ve been doing the impossible for years. Don’t beat yourself up. A new beginning is only a new chance for failure. My parents told me to follow my dreams, so I turned to the side and kept sleeping. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick. I don't have enough brain cells to go to school tomorrow. If I got a penny every time someone asked me my major, I’d be rich. Group assignments helped me understand why Batman works alone. Every time I see the word “explain” on an exam, I die a little bit inside. If TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram were school subjects, I would have a 4.0.
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