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Incorrect quotes w/ my OCs and their ships because I said so- _____________________________________________ Elias: Rules are made to be broken. Nathaniel: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Archie: Uh, piñatas. Angelica: Glow sticks. Tsuki: Karate boards. Levi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Elias: Rules. Nathaniel: _____________________________________________ Elias: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Nathaniel: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Elias: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Archie: Actually I did the math, Nathaniel would have $225, not $0.15. Nathaniel: Fam I’m right here.... Angelica: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Elias: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Angelica: Sorry I only have a dollar Elias: :( Archie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Nathaniel would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Angelica: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Archie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Tsuki: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice Archie: Apply juice to what Levi: Directly to the forehead Nathaniel: Great chat everyone _____________________________________________ *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Elias: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Nathaniel: ...I did. I broke it. Elias: No. No you didn't. Archie? Archie: Don't look at me. Look at Angelica. Angelica: What?! I didn't break it. Archie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Angelica: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Archie: Suspicious. Angelica: No, it's not! Tsuki: If it matters, probably not, but Levi was the last one to use it. Levi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Tsuki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Levi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tsuki! Nathaniel: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Elias. Elias: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Tsuki: Elias... Archie's been awfully quiet. Archie: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Elias, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Elias: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Elias: Elias: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. _____________________________________________ Tsuki: Dumbest scar stories, go! Archie: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Levi: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Elias: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Nathaniel: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Angelica: Angelica: I have emotional scars. _____________________________________________ Levi: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Angelica's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out... _____________________________________________ Archie: Hey Angelica can I get a sip of your water? Angelica: It's not water. Archie: V0dka, I like your style! Angelica: It's vinegar. Archie: Wh-Wha- Angelica: It's vinegar, COWARD. _____________________________________________ Angelica: Can you keep a secret? Archie: Do you know anything about my life? Angelica: No I do not. Good point. _____________________________________________ Levi: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Elias: The cow??? Levi: What? Nathaniel: Elias, W H Y? _____________________________________________ Archie: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Angelica: 'Prettiest Smile' Tsuki: 'Nicest Personality' Elias: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Nathaniel: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' _____________________________________________ Levi: They stole from me first! Tsuki: Mhm. Levi: Stole my heart... Elias: It is still illegal to commit murder. _____________________________________________ Tsuki: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Levi: I wake up at 4:30 AM Tsuki: Tsuki: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives _____________________________________________ Angelica: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Archie: Three words. Angelica: _____________________________________________ Levi: Tsuki! My face is on fire! Tsuki: Levi! Are you ok?! Levi: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Tsuki: But your face is on fire. Levi: Yes. It's much faster than shaving